SMP Video Store

"I'm paid to be here. What's your excuse?"

DAN

Dan is the assistant manager of SMP VIDEO, and he tries to make the best of the day to day menial labor. He also has a full time job keeping his friend Ted (who he hired as a favor to Ted) from getting fired. He started working at SMP VIDEO STORE when he was 19, and hoped to be out after he graduated college. He’s now 24 and only finished 1 1/2 semesters of community college. Always known as a “people person”, Dan has been quoted to say “This job would be great, if it wasn’t for the soul crushing customers that come in the store..”.

Dan hopes to one day become the store manager, or win the lottery, whichever comes first.
   

   

TED

Ted, "the valedictorian of underachievers", pays no mind to what's expected of him. Never quick to grab a mop or a customer, Ted manages to remain employed at SMP VIDEO STORE. He's worked at the video store for the better part of five years. His future plans include, marrying a rich widow, making a life size jello mold of the Titanic, and becoming the first man to read a comic book on mars.

  Ted has been quoted saying "I've never met a cutomer I wanted to wait on."

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